Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
i now understand why vodka
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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