I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
We need to rekindle our bromance
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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