OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
its not stalking. its research.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Randomize
