You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
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I'm the Oprah of jello shots
If I die, sorry about rent.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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