i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
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Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
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My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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