Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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