Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You were trust falling into bushes
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
