Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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