Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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