Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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