whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Sacagawea was the original milf.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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