Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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