party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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