drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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