there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
In other news, I just burned my penis
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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