I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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