I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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