no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
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