i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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