Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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