This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
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Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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