We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
how do flat chested girls get laid?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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