I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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