When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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