We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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