One girl and one boy is just not enough.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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