So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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