she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I think your dad took our porno
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You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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