He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
why do cheetos always look like penises
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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