I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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