You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Sponge bath it is.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
