She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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