i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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