WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
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