I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
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Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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