i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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