I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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