their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Redeem this text for a blowjob
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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