Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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