so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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