I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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