i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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