How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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