Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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