i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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