But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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