More tranny stories later!
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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