The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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