Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You have to summon your inner elephant
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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