yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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