so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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