Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
