i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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