She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
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Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
pray to the hookup gods
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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