One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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