Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
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I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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