The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
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He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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